COOKING!
Jeng jeng jeng...
My mom lar!! Leave me at home with ingredients... All she told me was - fish, 5 minutes. Red bean and egg. Understand? *rushes off*
So what am i suppose to do? eat the fish within 5 minutes?
Mate the red bean and egg?!
I don't think so! I ain't no red bean match-maker!
So I decided to put my culinary "skills" to the test ^^
Faster hide your kids people... The few times Ben cooked, the food either
A) gave someone really bad stomach disorder
or
B) killed a man
So I really hope I get A... Or at least somewhere between A and B...
*prays to the felle up there*
Ok la, I'll admit sometimes I make disgusting stuff taste awesome.
Like that time I made He/She-Who-Cannot-Be-Named-Or-Shall-Be-Named-When-You-Ask-Me like Avocado Juice even though He/She didn't before
xD
Other than that, I can and will make awesome stuff disgusting... The sole reason why I didn't take up culinary arts
Don't want people to think - Wow! Looks so good! *eats* OMG! WHAT THE *BLEEP*!!! TASTES LIKE BEN!!!
o.O
Ish.. Sounds wrong... >.<
Anyways... Only during really drastic moments like when I have no money and no food at home now, will I try my luck at cooking... again...
I've actually made something edible... or at least it looks edible... kinda...
So if the next time you realize Ben doesn't walk among yourselves...
Tell the coroner...
C.O.D was the food...
So tell me...
What did YOU last cook? :)
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